LAWRENCE GARBER
RETIRES
FROM TRIMëNć PROPER
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On January 30th Laurence Garber
retired from his salon in the village and is now teaching hairdressing,
part-time, in a range of colleges decided upon by a professional placement
agency. At present he is working at West London College in the Cromwell Road,
Hammersmith. He also intends to take up Yoga and 9-hole golf. Laurence will
still be working part-time in the new Ickenham shop on Thursday, Friday and
Saturday mornings.
Laurence has always taken an
active part in Ickenham Festival events. He played goalkeeper in the one and
only adult 5-a-side football competition. The Salon also organised a rounders
team, but it never won a game in the 20 years that it competed. Despite these
awful defeats, Lawrence did ëcome up trumps‰ by winning the Best Traders Window
Trophy in 1982, and Best Traders Car in another year. He said, ‹It was like
being given a knighthood or a Nobel PrizeŠ. Laurence was also very proud to be
asked, by David Millen, to judge the first Ickenham Festival beauty
competition. A young woman called Kim won this.
One Christmas Laurence donned
a red coat, and white beard, to play Santa Claus for the children at St. Giles‰
Happy Days Play School, which was run by his wife.
In addition to these community
activities, Laurence wrote hairdressing articles for magazines and always
insisted that local folk carried out the photography. He also designed, and
created, wigs for a Beck Theatre Pantomime and for a Wayne Sleep tour. Another
interest was helping the young adults, with special needs, at Pield Heath
Convent and providing assistance to Vyners School duringć Year 11 Careers Days.
Laurence is in training for a
SPONSORED WALK ON BEHALF OF ASTHMA RESEARCH. He intends to walk alone, during
October 2003, for seven hours per day, for eleven days, along the Great Wall of
China. Previously he has walked 22 miles from Trafalgar Square to Denham
Village on behalf of the same charity. Any one wishing to sponsor him should
telephone 672591.
Laurence and Beverley intend
to remain in their Edinburgh Drive home, so wish them good fortune when you see
them out, and about, in the Village.
Receipt is acknowledged, with
grateful thanks, of the following donations towards the cost of I.C.N.:ć
Seamus Gregory from Ruislip, Anonymous of The Grove, ëBeryl‰ of
Swakeleys Drive.
Copy for the April edition
should be with me by 13th March.
There are four people named Everybody,
Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it, but
Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody
wouldn‰t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what
Anybody could have done.
Question: How do vicars make telephone calls? Answer:
Parson to parson!
Question: How would you feel if you crossed a vegetable
with a fruit? Answer: Melon-cauli!